Sometimes, Allyson will say something that leaves everyone involved - herself included - totally confused. Case in point:

I had a load of laundry downstairs. Mom wanted me to come get it. She sent Allyson in to tell me about it.

"Grandma Sue says you need to go downstairs to help her. And get your paste down!"
"Okay. I can... wait, my what?"
*exasperated* "Your paste!"
"Uh... okay. Why do I need that?"
*shrug* "I dunno."

I got downstairs and my mother had no idea what paste Allyson could have possibly been talking about.